Sunday, November 10, 2024

Entering Castle Gris Wearing Fuzzy Bear Slippers

Welcome Ma'am,” a voice says.

Writer Lady turns to find Lady Gray’s guard standing behind her. Several ogres in full armor stand at attention behind him. Writer Lady looks down at her jammies, robe, and fuzzy bear paw slippers suddenly embarrassed she hadn't changed before leaving home.

It seems you left home without having been properly outfitted.” The guard observes.

Unfortunately yes. I left home right after I read her ladyship's message.” Realizing there was something heavy in one hand, Writer Lady looks down at the pack Tinkletoes handed her before they left. Squatting down, she opens the bag looking for what’s so desperately needed, something to wear that isn't pajamas. Writer Lady finds smoke bombs, grenades, a large knife, a small hatchet, sunscreen (In The Graylands? Seriously?), a lightweight semi-automatic, lots of bullets, rations, and a small first aid kit. Not one single item of clothing. “He's a man, of course he wouldn't think to pack clothes.” Writer Lady looks at the guard. “Sorry about this, no one seemed to notice that I'm not wearing day clothes, including me.” Which is when she realizes she's missing a few people. Okay, everyone she left home with. “Where are the others?” She asks.

The warrior known as Tinkletoes as well as your other escorts are in the field. Where they're most needed.”

Then why am I here?” She asks.

This is where you are needed.” A familiar voice says. Writer Lady turns in the direction of the voice. “Your Highness,” she says, she watches as the young cat, little more than a kitten, crosses the room. The gray cat moves slowly, not as a hunter would, as a much older cat would. One who's every step causes her some level of pain.

Lady Gray slowly and carefully ventures a little too close to the stone wall nearly crashing into it. The cat stops and sits for a bit. Her guard, Captain Ozar, lifts her back to her feet and sets her down in front of Writer Lady. The ruler of The Graylands looks up at him with admiration and love.

Thank you.” Lady Gray says.

Of course Mi’lady.”

The long-haired cat turns her attention to Writer Lady. “Welcome. Thank you so much for coming to the aid of myself and all who reside within The Graylands. As you can see I'm not myself these days. I'm not myself and neither is my magic. It's one of the reasons I reached out for help.”

The other reason you contacted us?”

My enemy is not of this world. I suspect he may be of yours.”

Why?”

During the first attack one of the invaders dropped this.”

Lady Gray’s guard held out a laminated card to Writer Lady. Accepting the card, she reads it. She looks at Lady Gray and her guard. “This is a driver's license for a Richard R. Badman? You're right, your enemy is from my world. And it appears his last known address is only a few blocks from my house. What's he doing here?” She asks. The guard makes a face. Writer Lady looks at him. “I know. It's pretty obvious what he's doing here. But why? What does this Richard think he's going to do with The Graylands if he could manage to defeat her ladyship, which he can't, rule?”

Isn't that what happens in your world? How many rulers has your homeland had before Tinkletoes?” Lady Gray asks.

None. And Tinkletoes does not rule my world.”

Lady Gray and her guard exchange glances.

Things are done a bit differently where I come from.” Writer Lady explains. “It's more of a group effort.”

Faerie has rulers. I have ruled these lands for thousands of years. Although, many do not remember what The Graylands were like before I arrived.”

What were they like?”

“The day I arrived was quite interesting, everything was running wild.”

Plants, animals, magical beings.” The captain adds. “A lot of fighting. We hadn’t said a word, we stood there watching, taking it all in.

Lady Gray continues, “You see The Graylands are located in the center of Faerie. All of the ecosystems of this world share its borders.”

So The Graylands have a little bit of everything.” Writer Lady says. “The forests, meadows, the lands with flying bubbles. The jungles. All of the creatures of Faerie live in The Graylands as well?” She asks.

Lady Gray nods. “All of the animals. Faeries, pixies, dragons, demons, unicorns... If the being is native to Faerie at least one of them lives here. When I arrived, everyone was fighting over control of The Graylands. The Lady of the Lake contacted me, notifying me of the problems here and asking me to see what I could do to bring some semblance of order to the place. After we arrived, my soldiers and I found the castle, took control of it, put an end to the fighting, and started rebuilding. Excalibur arrived a short time later and has been integral to keeping order.”

The sword represents power.” Writer Lady says.

Yes it demonstrates that Lady Gray has the ability to take down any invaders.” Captain Ozar replies. 

 "An ability I do not have at the moment." The cat looks at Writer Lady. "I keep The Graylands protected with my glamour. I have turned everything gray making it feel sad and dismal. Food looks unappetizing and water appears unsafe to drink. It has kept invaders away. This army knows that if it keeps attacking until I weaken enough that it will be possible to slowly begin peeling away the layers of the glamour revealing the beauty and magic that resides here. Once that beauty is revealed..."

 "....we will be surrounded on every side." Captain Ozar says.

 "Without Excalibur to fortify my defenses," Lady Gray continues, "all could be lost." 

"How long has Excalibur been gone?"

"Several months. It has been known to disappear at times, it's a sword, it needs an adventure every now and then. When Excalibur is no longer needed, the sword returns."

Writer Lady nods, “Who ruled here before you arrived?” She asks.

All of the other civilizations of Faerie have held The Graylands at some time. It is very valuable. Because The Graylands are where Faerie began. Sit down.” Lady Gray says gesturing to a comfortable looking chair on the far side of the room. The cat follows Writer Lady, jumping on to her lap and settling down. “I just need to rest for a moment. Would you mind rubbing a bit while I talk?”

 Writer Lady complies.

Much better. Thank you. Let’s continue. No one knows why or how Faerie began.” Lady Gray says, “The elves were the first to appear. Unicorns arrived a short time later. They discovered one another while wandering in what would someday become The Graylands. They got to know each other a bit, then shortly thereafter began working together, finding and harvesting food, building shelter, and eventually discovering the magic of Faerie and how to wield it. Elves and unicorns thrived and flourished, building villages, towns, and eventually, a kingdom. As other beings arrived, the elves learned about them recording the history of every being. They shared what they had learned about these lands with their new friends, helping them establish villages and farms throughout. They established the first records of what lay beyond these lands and drew the first maps of Faerie. Ultimately, the elves and unicorns sat down with the others to write the first laws, protecting our way of life.”

So The Graylands are the heart of your civilization.” Writer Lady observes.

They are.”

Why don't we just ask the elves for help?”

My dear Writer Lady the elves are long gone.”

What about the history they left, the records they kept?”

I have spent many years studying all that has been interpreted with my best scholars, it's quite interesting. There is lots of information about how to run things and fascinating history but nothing regarding how to defend the lands.”

That is not entirely true your highness.” Captain Ozar says correcting her.

The deep gray feline jumps down from Writer Lady's lap and crosses the room turning her back on Writer Lady and her security detail. “After all this time you still believe.”

Writer Lady looks at the captain, “There's a story about the elves. At one time they had a central building where magic was studied. They established that Faerie is not only a place but a living entity. They taught themselves how to communicate with Faerie herself, how to speak to her and learn from her. The elves knew some day their time would come to an end but before that time came Faerie gave them the information they needed to create a means for keeping The Graylands well fortified regardless of what or who was attacking her. The problem is we can't seem to locate it.”

And...” Lady Gray says prompting her guard to continue.

Even if we did find it we can't read their writing.”


Sunday, October 20, 2024

Writer Lady Takes Command

 

The room grows dim as the light fixtures glow with a deep gray light.

Attack on Castle Gris to commence in 10 minutes 59 seconds,” echoes throughout the room as a countdown begins.

There's no time left to find the little monster.” Tinkletoes says.

We should probably get going.” Dobby Cat agrees.

Orders M’lady?” Diomedes asks again.

Spots! Smudge!” Writer Lady calls. The litter mates appear at her side in a matter of seconds in their usual Stephen King-ish horror story way.

Yes?” Smudge asks.

Mommy/Food Lady.” Spots says.

Come on.” Writer Lady orders. Turning her attention to Diomedes as she returns to the back wall she begins, “What I need the three of you to do is to guard this wall. If anything from Faerie tries to enter the house send them back. Nothing is to enter unless I'm with them.” All three nod. “What's your job?” She asks.

To not let anything in.” Smudge says.

No matter what.” Spots replies.

Diomedes nods.

The phrase, When there is war there is sure to be those seeking shelter from it, pops into her head. Crap. “If anyone approaches who says I sent them only trust them if you see…”

...her magic on them.” T.P. says as he apparates next to her.

Writer Lady looks at the faerie and says, “You’re forgetting, no one can see my magic.”

T.P. fix.” The faerie says. Reaching out he places a hand on Writer Lady’s upper arm. Her faerie tattoo becomes visible, the “WL” in stylized script glows with faerie dust.

There.” He says.

Writer Lady looks at his work. “What does amping up the energy on a magical tattoo do to help this situation?” She asks.

As long as your tattoo can be seen all who look upon it will see the power of a queen.”

How about if she just looks like a badass warrior that I don't have to come save all the time?” Tinkletoes asks as he tosses a large gear bag onto the floor next to Writer Lady's feet.

What about the rest of us?” Aunt Purdy asks.

Writer Lady turns her attention to Aunt Purdy. “Would you and T.P. please lead a search for Lady Gray’s messenger? When you find him or her tell them we know what's happening in The Graylands and that we're on our way?”

Writer Lady looks at T.P. “I need you to return to Faerie with the messenger once you find them.”

Carp, Daemon, Dobby Cat, Tinkletoes and I are headed for Castle Gris.” Writer Lady looks at Aunt Purdy and Ray. “Keep yourselves and the kids safe. I may have to send Lady Gray here before this is over. She’s never been to our world. She’ll need help acclimating to it.” Writer Lady looks at T.P., “If the enemy doesn’t capture Lady Gray The Graylands can’t be conquered right?”

T.P. nods. “No leader in your hands means no taking over their lands. It’s the rule.”

The self-proclaimed mercenary looks up at Writer Lady. “How did you know that?” He asks. 

“Because that's the way Writer Lady would have written the rules if she was in charge.” Carp says.

 Writer Lady's eyes search the room, “Is everyone clear on what they need to do?” There are nods all around. Writer Lady accepts the pack Tinkletoes is holding out to her as she reaches out for the glowing knob on the bright gray door that has appeared before her.

Aren't you forgetting something?” Carp asks.

Writer Lady looks at the line of soldiers behind her. Tinkletoes, Dobby Cat, Daemon...she looks at Carp who’s bringing up the rear, “No.”

We are facing ninja-zombies and we’re missing a key player.” He sings. Carp holds up a picture of Monitor Man. It's a photo from his most recent movie. The actor is smoldering in front of a camera as a city is going up in flames behind him. The picture is framed. Carp is holding it next to his cheek like a prized possession.

Writer Lady looks from Carp to Tinkletoes.

Let's go.” The self-proclaimed mercenary says.

Smoldering expressions aren't going to save The Graylands.” Writer Lady points out.

They won't.” Carp agrees. “Monitor Man fought beside you when you were alone.”

A fight I wouldn't have been in if he hadn't been so full of himself to begin with.”

He did rise to the occasion when it really counted.” Carp replies.

6 minutes 15 seconds.”

There's no time.” Writer Lady says as she grasps the knob and turns. It's the last thing she remembers before her world turns to gray.


Sunday, October 6, 2024

The Writing On The Wall

 

Writer Lady raises the light to the gray wall.

To Writer Lady. Greetings my friend. Apologies for the dramatic method I am using to reach out to you but The Graylands have been attacked and my means of communication are currently quite limited. My magic has become erratic due to the evil that has infiltrated my lands. I have little control over the results of its use. The enemy has taken over most of my kingdom. I find myself surrounded, only Castle Gris and the woods encircling it remain under my care. Will you please send help in battling this new enemy? As it appears he is from your world, not mine, I feel that the only way I can defeat this human is with the help of other humans. Will you help me win this battle and restore The Graylands to her prior glory? Please respond with great haste as I am not sure how much longer I can hold the castle on my own.

Tinkletoes looks at Writer Lady and grins. “You stay here.” He says. “I've got this.”

Writer Lady's eyes shift to the other adults in the room gauging their reactions.

Stand Down Dipshit. She said she needs someone to outwit another human not spill ninja-zombie brains everywhere,” House responds. “When it's time to make a mess she'll call you.”

Tinkletoes’ upper arm muscle flexes in anticipation. “War is messy,” He says. “I make great messes.”

He's not wrong.” Paige admits.

Mi’lady more information has arrived.” Diomedes announces as he gestures to the top of the wall which is now glowing bright gray.

Writer Lady moves the beam of light from the base of the wall back to the top.

P.S. The enemy’s armies consist of wild ogres and ninja-zombies. If the warrior known as Tinkletoes would escort you here it would be most appreciated. His skills in defeating the ninja-zombie army is legendary here in Faerie.

The self-proclaimed mercenary does not speak a word. A quiet calm radiates from him. He looks at Writer Lady. “Legendary. I told you I had skills.” He says as a grin slowly crosses his lips.

You have skills.” She agrees.

That have made me legendary.” He says, finishing the sentence.

He's going to brag about this all day long.” House comments.

Not all day.” Tinkletoes counters. “Just long enough to make sure everyone knows I'm a legend.”

Writer Lady trains the light back on the wall.

Your assistance is most desperately needed. Castle Gris and all who reside in it await your arrival. Please make haste before it's too late.

Most Gratefully yours Lady Gray

Writer Lady watches as the words disappear from her wall and the color returns to it.

The heavy sole of a boot scrapes against the linoleum as Tinkletoes shifts his weight.

Orders?”

Writer Lady looks at Diomedes, whose color has changed from the neon glow of earlier to a more subdued but still dramatic warm orange.

Your orders M’lady?” He asks.

Writer Lady looks from Tinkletoes to Daemon and Diomedes to the other people in the room. “I'm working on them,” she says. “I need a little more information before I give any orders.” Writer Lady looks in the direction of the ceiling and calls “TP!”

The faerie pops into the room next to Writer Lady, he's wearing a Jester hat and is giggling. When TP sees that something important seems to be going on, the faerie’s giggling diminishes, flowing into a “Yes?”

What's going on?” She asks.

What?” TP responds.

If Lady Gray is at war, if The Graylands are in trouble, why didn't you say something?”

The faerie did not speak at first. “TP's been…… busy.” He says. He looks at the bell from the hat he's wearing dangling in front of his eyes and quickly removes it.

Tinkletoes approaches shifting his gaze back and forth from the hat in the faerie’s hand and the baby dragon. The self-proclaimed mercenary stops next to Writer Lady. “Where'd you get that?”

What?” TP asks as he hides the hat behind his back.

The thing with the bells on it. The hat."

"I found it.”

Writer Lady studies TP closely before shifting her attention to Furnatche. The baby dragon is sniffing at the floor. His super smeller nose is working at full throttle as he slowly meanders closer and closer to the ground below TP's fluttering form. “Where was it? Where did you find it?” She asks.

TP looks at the ceiling before answering, "In the wallway.” He says.

Wallway?” Writer Lady repeats.

It's a walkway through House. Between her walls.”

Tinkletoes looks at Writer Lady, “Told you something was wrong.”

How long has it been here?”

Not long.” TP says.

House why didn't you say something?”

I didn't know it was there until now. Let me take a look.”

It's Faerie magic.” TP calls.

Clearly.” House agrees. “Just what I thought. It's very sophisticated faerie magic. More sophisticated than the rest of the magic that flows through me. Whoever did this is powerful and highly skilled.”

Are there any remnants of the magic left from Lady Gray's message?” Writer Lady asks. “If there is please see if it's the same magic.”

It is not.” House responds.

Great.” Writer Lady says looking at Tinkletoes. “Now we have two problems.”

Not necessarily.” Diomedes says as he approaches. The dragon ducks under lighting fixtures, his wings tucked safely in being careful not to damage anything in his esteemed creator’s home. “What if the correspondence on the walls was her second attempt to call for help? What if her first attempt took place before much of The Graylands had fallen? When her magic was stronger?”

We aren't looking for an intruder.” Carp says as he approaches the group.

We're looking for a messenger.” She says.


Sunday, September 15, 2024

House Dragons And Giggling Walls

 

Tinkletoes’ eyes stop at the baby dragon sleeping in the corner of the room. “What's he doing here?” 

Writer Lady turns and looks at Furnatche. “He's curled up in the corner, his breathing is slower, his eyes are closed.” She looks at the self-proclaimed mercenary. “It looks like he's sleeping.”

The lil’ guy doesn't usually sleep in here.”

He's usually with the kids.” Writer Lady agrees.

What's he doing here?”

How should I know?”

It's your house.” Tinkletoes says.

Furnatche is another living creature. Autonomous, independent. I can't tell you what's going on in your…” Writer Lady chooses her words carefully before continuing, “...head how would I know what's going on in his?”

The self-proclaimed mercenary grunts and begins searching Writer Lady's dresser. He’s closing the sock drawer when he notices movement in the corner of his eye. As he opens Writer Lady's pajama drawer he turns to find Furnatche has raised his head. The baby dragon’s eyes open. Furnatche stretches, releasing the tendrils from his nose, the dragon puts nose to floor and begins walking towards the door. The self-proclaimed mercenary follows.

What are you doing?” Writer Lady asks.

Something's going on, the dragon knows it too. You got a problem with that?”

What are the PJs for?”

Tinkletoes gives Writer Lady’s pajamas back to her. “Nothing. Here.” Tinkletoes looks everywhere but Writer Lady's eyes. “I was helping you clean your mess up,” or something like that fell out of the self-proclaimed mercenary's mouth.

Furnatche stops and sniffs at the molding at the base of the wall near the bedroom door. The baby dragon turns and looks at Tinkletoes.

Do you smell something?” Tinkletoes asks.

Furnatche raises his head and walks into the hall, stopping near the door to Writer Lady's room. Tinkletoes follows, Writer Lady throws her pajamas on to her bed and follows, completing the group.

Tinkletoes puts a finger to his lips, gesturing to Writer Lady to be quiet. Everyone listens.

Do you hear that?” He asks.

What is that?”

Someone's giggling.”

Writer Lady looks around and cocks her head, listening more closely. “It's coming from... behind the wall?”

Furnatche sniffs where the sound is coming from.

It's the middle of the night T.P. would you just give it up already.” She says.

It's not T.P.” Tinkletoes observes. “T.P. would just pop in. He wants us to know when it's him. Whoever this is, they're looking for something.”

Or someone.” Writer lady observes.

I keep this place on lockdown. No one else should be here.”

More giggling is heard coming from behind the wall.

We can hear you!” Writer Lady calls out.

The giggling stops.

This isn't your typical house. There is at least one doorway to Faerie here, there could be another one. Perhaps we have a new visitor.”

The self-proclaimed mercenary shakes his head. “T.P., Diomedes, Daemon, even the giant what was his name…Gordon, showed themselves. That pointy eared Teletubbie lookin' thing I saw or whatever this is isn’t coming in to say ‘Hello.’ Until we know who or what this is I'm raising security protocol. Effective immediately.” The self-proclaimed mercenary’s eyes sweep the hallway. “Someone is watching over this house and everyone in it, probably 24/7. You take the First Watch. Carp will come to relieve you at 6:00 a.m.”

Isn't 6:00 a.m. a little late?” She asks.

I'm kind of tired.” Tinkletoes admits. “Coffee can wait until 6:10.”

Writer Lady watches as Tinkletoes and Furnatche walk in the direction of the other bedrooms. “I'm not allowed to sleep anymore," she says with a sigh. After First Watch, making coffee, seeing to it everyone has eaten and cleaning up the kitchen, Writer Lady settles down in bed and closes her eyes.

Mom?” Writer Lady turns on her side and opens her eyes to find Dobby Cat. She reaches out and rubs the ginger tabby's head. “What do you need, Bubby?”

A situation is developing in Quadrant 8B.”

Speak English Kitty.”

Something is wrong in the bonus room.”

Getting out of bed she quickly puts on her robe and follows Dobby to the bonus room where a group has already gathered. Dobby stops walking when the pair are adjacent to the utility closet and holds out a small flashlight.

You're going to need this.” He says.

Writer Lady notices that the light in the room appears to have ended at its halfway point. Taking the flashlight from his paw, she turns it on. Tinkletoes, Carp, Aunt Purdy, Peter, Paige, Dylan and Furnatche all look the way they should. Daemon and Diomedes stand next to the back wall. They are both glowing brightly illuminating the wall behind them which no longer has any color at all. Everything beyond the demon and the dragon only exist in shades of gray.

Where did the color go?” She asks. “Why isn't House freaking out?”

The flashlight Dobby gave you appeared after Diomedes discovered the changes to the room.” Aunt Purdy says, “Your initials are engraved in the base of it.”

Holding the base of the flashlight up to the light in the closet behind her, Writer Lady sees ‘WL’ engraved into the base of the flashlight in intricate script. She turns her attention back to the group.

The wall is giving off a vibration, Mi’lady, one that feels like home.” Diomedes explains. Daemon emits a high pitched sound that Writer Lady hasn't heard coming from him since T.P. and Dobby drew the demon from his home several years ago. Furnatche yips in agreement.

There is magic here. Powerful Faerie magic. It could be some sort of message.” Diomedes suggests. 

“Your first magical mail. I'm so excited for you.” Carp says.

I bet it's a letter,” Dylan says. “From Hogwarts.”

Sorry kid.” Tinkletoes says. “Wrong story.”

We are all curious Mi’lady.” Diomedes says.

Writer Lady looks at Tinkletoes. “Open her up, let's see what we're dealing with.”


Sunday, August 11, 2024

He's Catching The Damn Thing

 

Furnatche’s butt wiggles with excitement as the baby dragon watches hands and feet move around him. He listens to the sounds of the video game, jumping with excitement when Dylan, his favorite human, wins. The baby dragon’s tail stops moving, he raises his head and sniffs. Turning and leaving Dobby's room, AKA The Gamers Den, Furnatche puts his nose to the floor after he enters the hallway, he raises his head and sneezes.

It's not that bad.” House says.

Furnatche lowers his head, sniffs and sneezes again.

Everyone's a critic.” She continues, releasing a long suffering sigh. “I've been busy.”

Furnatche looks at the ceiling.

Fine.”

The floor beneath the baby dragon’s feet glows momentarily lighting the hallway before diminishing completely. Furnatche lowers his head to the floor and sniffs, continuing his search for the source of the interesting smell.

Better?” House asks.

The baby dragon relaxes his posture allowing his tail to swish back and forth as he works.

I'll take that as a ‘yes.’ You're welcome.”

Furnatche stops at the end of the hall. He turns his head in the direction of the door to Writer Lady's bedroom then back towards a door he never smelled before. The dragon's nose sparkles briefly as he releases the tendrils that stay tucked away around the edge of it. His boy Dylan calls them Super Smellers because the little bean shaped sensors open and close as they taste the air. Furnatche sniffs at the pink, blue, green, purple, and yellow door that glitters with magic. It glows momentarily as giggling is heard from the other side. As the glowing fades the door disappears and is replaced by a wall.

Furnatche turns in the direction of Writer Lady’s room and sniffs. The baby dragon puts his head to the door as he pushes on it and walks inside. Furnatche waits as Writer Lady shifts on the bed at the sound of the door moving and settles back down under the covers. He continues his search around the room. The baby dragon weaves his way around the dresser, nightstands, and bookshelves. He searches under her bed entering from one side and emerging on the other. Furnatche wanders into the closet taking several minutes to have a thorough sniff. He returns to his inspection of the bedroom itself stopping for a moment to sit in the room’s center. Furnatche and his super smeller nose keep sniffing, searching for a particular scent. After several moments, he sneezes.

Hello Furnatche.” Writer Lady says. She rolls onto her stomach to observe him from underneath her warm and cozy spot. “Hello.” She repeats. “Whatcha doin’ Sweetie?”

The baby dragon looks at Writer Lady and steps forward to greet her, sniffing her hand as she rubs his head. He releases one contented rumbling sound, then returns to his search as she drifts back to sleep. 

Furnatche wanders into a dark empty corner of the room and sniffs. The tendrils disappear into his nose. He rubs his head against the floor. The baby dragon has found the source of the scent he was searching for or where it likes to linger at least. He curls up in the corner of the room and falls asleep. As the room goes silent a face appears on the wall above his head. It watches for a moment, giggles softly then disappears.

Writer Lady opens one eye moments before her space is invaded. There’s no mistaking the sound of the combat boots thumping up the hall or who’s wearing them. She waits until the thumping stops at the end of her bed before speaking. “What do you want?”

From you? Nothing. I'm lookin' for that thing.” He says.

What thing?”

The lil’ guy.”

Which lil’ guy?” She asks.

The new one.”

There's a new one?” Writer Lady sits up in bed and turns on a lamp. “What does he look like?”

One of those bright colored things on TV with the antennas on their heads and a funny square on their stomachs.”

You saw a Teletubby? In this house?”

It's not the same color but it's short like one, has this annoying giggle and really pointy ears.” Tinkletoes says as he looks under Writer Lady's bed then begins tossing things from her closet as he continues his search. “It popped into my quarters as I was finishing up an inventory check rambling something I couldn't understand. When I asked how it got past my security locks it started giggling and ran off. I can't catch it.” Tinkletoes turns and looks at her. “Would you mind?”

Mind what?”

The perimeter has been breached. The Invader must be captured and interrogated so security measures can be upgraded. So this doesn't happen again.”

Writer Lady rolls her eyes. “This house is enchanted and a portion of it is a gateway to Faerie. Did you stop to consider the possibility that whoever is in this house is not of our world? That House let him or her in voluntarily?”

I don't care what's in here, it doesn't belong here. I'm catchin’ the damn thing.”


Entering Castle Gris Wearing Fuzzy Bear Slippers

“ Welcome Ma'am,” a voice says. Writer Lady turns to find Lady Gray’s guard standing behind her. Several ogres ...