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“Mom, what are you doing?” Dobby asks. “Checking my coffee.” Writer Lady looks up at the cat standing on the table with the computer. “For stray grounds.” “You're drinking that coffee? I thought it was full of grounds.” “I poured it through another filter, very carefully.” Dobby sniffs at the cup. “It doesn't smell very good.” “I think all of the grounds got caught in the filter when I poured it. Besides,” Writer Lady takes a sip, “I've had worse. It's not like it's molded or anything.” “I think in 2014 we should work on raising your standards a little bit Mom.” “Why? It's not like I've gotten sick or anything.” “Mom people die from food poisoning. Don't forget. I'm really important. I don't like anyone else enough to let them feed me.” Dobby says. “You're right kitty. I shouldn't be so selfish. Pie?” Writer Lady asks. Dobby sniffs at the plate. “What kin