Screaming Like A Girl
“This storm is nothing. Says the man who just shot a lawn mower to bits.” Carp says. “It wasn't a very dependable model.” Tinkletoes says. “I did that woman a favor.” A thunderous crash sounds directly overhead. “Holy Crap.” Tinkletoes says. “Someone disagrees.” TP says giggling. “Writer Lady's right.” Carp says. “It's safer in the house.” “We're fine here. It's just a little storm.” There is a louder crash and the flash outside brightens everything within the shed. “Whoa.” Tinkletoes exclaims. The unmistakable sound of hail beating on the roof of the shed begins. It's coming down hard and fast. “I'm going to the house.” Carp says. “Too late now. It's hailing.” Tinkletoes says. Carp opens the shed door. “It's only pea size right now.” Carp looks at the sky still dark and heavy. “In another ten minutes, those clouds are going let loose and this time