When A Self-Proclaimed Mercenary And A Writer Lady Butt Heads
Dylan pokes his head into the room. His older sister Paige’s head, appears just above his. “Ray wants to know if there are cookies.” He says. Writer Lady situates herself so she can peer around Tinkletoes’ side. “We are out of cookies.” “Is there anything else to snack on?” The six year old asks. “We’re hungry.” “We are out of snack crackers, chips, and pretzels.” Writer Lady responds, as she runs through a mental list. “Chocolate and soda too.” “There’s no food.” Dylan announces. He raises his eyes to his sister. “We’re gonna starve.” “We’re out of junk food you big baby.” Paige responds to her brother. “There’s plenty of food in the house. Eat an apple.” Tinkletoes turns to face the children. “Writer Lady is being naughty. Go eat your apples. I’m gonna see to it that she behaves.” TP pops in, floating in front of Tinkletoes. “Don’t look down. You’re gonna get it now.” The faerie giggles. Tinkletoes looks down. Writer Lady’s face is red, her