The Best Laid Plans
“She has.” Monitor Man picks himself up, dusts himself off, and reaches the group at the same time Writer Lady dismounts. “Thank you Leitis.” Writer Lady says as she rubs the unicorn’s nose. Black Buck The Antelope and the silver unicorn appear. The silver unicorn and Leitis greet each other with happy sniffs and nickers. “Why?” Tinkletoes asks. “Why what?” Writer Lady asks. “Why’d she send a female to do a man’s job?” “Because you’ll screw it up.” Writer Lady answers. “Screw it up. I never screw things up.” Tinkletoes says. Writer Lady looks at Tinkletoes. “Okay. There have been a few bumps in the road.” She does not change her expression. “Sometimes things aren't thoroughly planned out.” She raises an eyebrow. Tinkletoes coughs. “I’m sure that this lovely woman….” Black Buck says. Tinkletoes coughs louder. “...doesn’t mean it in quite that way.” The antelope offers. “Perhaps Writer Lady has some useful details that The Lady With