Saturday Night Silliness -- Random Musings of a Writer Lady and Her Cat.

“Those are my panties.  He's wearing my panties.”  Writer Lady says. “Mi'lady?”  Diomedes inquires. Remembering the dragon in the bathroom Writer Lady backs into the room and shuts the door quickly.  Facing Diomedes she leans back against the vanity and pastes on a smile.   “Could you stay here for a minute?”  She asks. “I thought I was going to see my place of birth.”  Diomedes says. “You are, but something has come up.”  She mutters, “Up out of the cauldron and into my panties, the heathen.” “Sorry?”  Diomedes asks. “If you could just wait here for me.” “Of course Mi'lady.”  Diomedes says with a nod. “Whatever you hear...don't open the door.”  Writer Lady says. “I will do whatever you ask.” “Thank you Diomedes.”   She says. The dragon nods. Opening the door, Writer Lady steps into the hallway closing the door behind her, by then Tinkletoes is standing at the demon's side.   Writer Lady glares at Tinkletoes. “I didn'

“No.”  Dobby says. Tinkletoes, Carp and Ray all look at each other. “It's not the worst idea.”  Tinkletoes says. “It's not the best idea either.   Try again.”  Dobby says. “If you'd just do it for a little while.”   Carp suggests. “Five minutes.”  Tinkletoes asks. “Dude.”   Ray encourages. “You did bring forth this demon, it's only right that you're responsible for it .”   Tinkletoes says. Dobby looks up at Tinkletoes, Carp and Ray. “ You need to step up.”   Tinkletoes says. “ I need to step up?”  Dobby nods.  “The same way the three of you stepped up to help with the dragon?   I have spent the last half hour helping Mom convince that thing in the bathroom that a man in a suit of armor isn't going to climb out of the toilet looking for a sparring partner.” “ It was so quiet, I thought she'd killed it by now.”   Tinkletoes says. Dobby glares at Tinkletoes. “ Butchered it, maybe set up a spit to cook the meat on.”

“Sh...”  Tinkletoes says not finishing his word.  Little ears. They scatter, searching the house.  Finding nothing.   Tinkletoes, Ray, Carp, Peter, and Dylan meet back at the cauldron. “Where'd it go?”  Tinkletoes asks. Everyone takes turns shaking their heads. “Duuude.  He totally disappeared.”  Ray says. “That was damn near a seven foot tall demon with a rack bigger than a fighting bull.  Look at this house dude where the h...”  Tinkletoes says. “ Little ears.”  Carp says. Tinkletoes glares at Carp.  “Where the heck could it have gone?”  Tinkletoes is answered with blank stares.   “We have checked all the rooms?”  He asks. Everyone nods. “ I checked the bonus room.   Ray where did you look?”  Tinkletoes asks. “ Duuude.  The kitchen.” “ Where the food is of course.”  Tinkletoes says. “ Of course.”  Ray repeats and smiles. “ Carp?”   Tinkletoes asks. “ I checked the living room.” “ Peter?” “ Dylan checked the laundry roo