A Self-Proclaimed Mercenary And His Cookies
*I created a teeny tiny play this time. FADE IN. INT. --Bonus Room Tinkletoes sits in the bonus room. It is decorated for Christmas. Snow is falling outside. Dramatic reading of Carp Fisher’s “Tinkletoes’ Christmas Mission.” Narration by: Someone Really Cool. Narration begins: Tinkletoes looked at the list. He saw the snow falling outside. Tucking the list into his waist band... ...the self-proclaimed mercenary stood, rising to his full height. A man on a mission. He was present. At the ready... It was a mission like nothing that had come before. This soldier was not in pursuit of the enemy, baked goods, lighted sabers...or other sci-fi toys. (Tinkletoes looks at Narrator) : They’re not toys, they’re collectibles. Would you call a Bergara B-14 a toy? (TP pops in dressed as Raggedy Ann): Rifles are party favors in Faerie. (giggling) (Tinkletoes to