Saturday, October 26, 2019

Negligees, Hidden Rooms, and Private Conversations


The man that Scotch had thought was Duff turned his stool to face him. The new guy had dark hair and eyes similar to Duff’s. The man also had heavy jowls along with a weak chin as opposed Duff’s more defined facial features. The new guy was also pointing a gun at him.
Scotch listened for movement but didn’t hear anything coming from Fluffy’s direction. Either this was a delicate matter or Fluffy was such a newbie that he couldn’t be trusted with his own weapon. Scotch turned his head briefly. Fluffy’s already bloodless complexion had not paled nor did he appear jittery or anxious. Scotch looked for perspiration on the man’s forehead, another sign that he was in over his head. There was nothing.
Scotch rose from his seat slowly. He crossed to Ursula’s booth and sat down. “There are four of you here. Only two of you have weapons. Your newbie is on the job but not nervous so you must only be here to talk. From the imitate size of your group I am going to surmise that this a delicate matter.”
Ursula’s eyes brightened and one corner of her mouth turned up in a smile. “There are only three of us here Scotch. You must be losing your touch.”
Scotch leaned across the table and whispered, “There are four of you. Duff is hiding behind the counter. I can smell him from here.” He leaned back against the seat and continued. “Which also explains your new recruit being weaponless. You didn’t want to take the chance that gun fire would be exchanged, he would miss me and hit Duff instead. He must pull to the left when he shoots. Ergo, no gun for Fluffy.”
“Fluffy?” Ursula asked.
“When I first spotted him he was standing in a dog park.” Scotch turned around and called out to the man. “Have you checked your shoes lately? You probably stepped in something.”
“You’re the only one who’s stepped in something. Cheeky blighter.” Fluffy’s long legs allowed him to cross the diner quickly. Duff Look Alike a.k.a. Ursula’s Thug at the Counter had to hustle in order to block Fluffy’s path.
“Down boy.” Duff Look Alike said.
Ursula looked at Fluffy, “Lock the front door, sit back down, and be quiet if you want to get paid.”
“You said that you wired my bank with the money an hour ago.” Fluffy argued, looking stricken.
One corner of Ursula’s mouth turned up in a smile, “Lesson Number Three. If a client says that they are sending you the money before the job is done then they’re lying. Always check your bank account before leaving for work.”
“Lesson Three.” Scotch repeated. “How long ago did you bring him on?”
“Yesterday.” Ursula answered.
Scotch looked at Fluffy. “Three lessons in twenty-four hours? You are new at this.”
Fluffy glared at Scotch then at Ursula. He walked over to the front door, locked it, and sat down quietly looking uncomfortable.
“You and Duff cover the other doors.” She said to Duff Look Alike. “This is a private conversation.”
Scotch watched Ursula’s team as they made themselves scarce. He turned his attention back to her. “You used to be more discerning about who you hired.”
“I also used to be off the radar.” She countered. “Fewer people want to work with you when your long term employees keep turning up dead.”


Before Pen began her search she needed to see to it that the men in the black SUV downstairs stayed put and did not wander off. She looked at her reflection in the mirror and hoped she could pull this off. She had chosen something long, white, and silky with lace over the parts that benefit from being accentuated. At first she was concerned that choosing the most conservative looking item in the closet would not be sufficient. There were nighties of all kind in there. Everything from leather ensembles with matching whips to ruffled white and pink numbers with tiny aprons. After sifting through outfit number sixteen she wondered if Scotch had that many encounters or if it was just wishful thinking. “If I find a case of condoms somewhere it’s all in his head. Just like Aunt Serendipity and her collection of wedding veils.”
Pen took a deep breath and slowly eased her way into their visitors’ line of sight. Her calculated risk that leaving something to the imagination could be every bit as effective as showing everything was confirmed when one man hit his head on the outside of the vehicle. Another one had to have his hand stilled by the others before he could honk his approval. She mentally counted for sixty seconds and slowly backed out of the window to return to the task at hand.
Pen looked at the clock. Scotch had been gone for approximately thirty minutes. She anticipated that she had thirty to forty-five minutes to herself before chances increased that the men in the SUV outside would either call it a night or wonder if Scotch had taken another route outside the building and go looking for him. It was not much time to find what she was looking for.
She started with his drink cabinet finding nothing but alcohol and cut glass tumblers. The closets yielded little information as well. Much of Scotch’s money seemed to go into clothes and furnishings. Pen did appreciate his home library and wondered what it would be like to spend several days just exploring it.
There was nothing in the bathroom except a wide range of grooming products. “This is all impressive Scotch but where are you in all of this?” She commented. Pen checked the nightstands and found little more than the usual items including half read copies of both Chaucer and another book called Spy Game. She recognized the men on the cover. “That was a movie not a book.” Pen flipped through the paperback but did not know what she was looking for she eventually abandoned her search tossing it on to the bed.
“Now for the bed.” The first thing she noticed was the texture of the blankets. They were rough. The bed sheets weren’t much better. If the bed had been any harder it would have been made of nails. “This is out of character.” She whispered. Pen took a small flashlight from her handbag and began looking around the base of the bed. She laid down on the floor to take a look underneath but there was solid wood hiding behind its skirt. She began running her fingers along the wood anywhere they would fit.
“There you are.” She pushed a button, not knowing what was coming next, Pen stood up and got out of the way. The bed slid to the left and a section of the wall that had been concealed by the bed lifted. Lights came on revealing a well lit room.
“It looks like things just got interesting.” She said. She looked at the book she had abandoned minutes earlier, picking it up, Pen entered the hidden room.

*This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

Sunday, October 13, 2019

Spy On The Town


Scotch stepped out of the alley two buildings to the south of his own apartment  and began walking down the street in the direction of central Soho and some of Duff’s favorite after hours hang-outs. Many places were closing up for the night, there were a few 24 hour diners, that would allow trusted customers to have a drink in a back room provided they brought their own bottle. Duff was a gentle soul who usually needed time alone with a bottle after completing one of Ursula’s errands.
The spy ignored the first odd sound that he heard as he cut across the night traffic closer to late night merry making. The street that he was headed for was still brightly lit and anyone who was following would have to slow their pace to avoid being seen. Scotch stopped and sat down in a bus stop enclosure to send a quick message on Pen’s phone asking if their friends were still outside. She confirmed that they were.
“It seems that I have another new friend.” Scotch muttered under his breath as he put the phone away. “What shall I do with you?” Scotch took a pack out of his pocket and removed a cigarette. He pretended to fiddle with it like someone who was trying to quit smoking and contemplated a quick drag just to take the edge off. It gave the agent a chance to look around and find out where his new friend was hiding.
It took two perusals but Scotch found the tail standing in the shadows underneath a broken streetlamp in what appeared to be a dog park approximately seventy-five feet to the northeast.
“Hello.” Scotch’s eyes brightened for a moment. “How about a walk, Fluffy.” The spy located the most populated, well lit street that he could find and proceeded to stop and talk to...everyone.
Scotch could hear Pen now, admonishing him for taking a dangerous route. But he needed to take stock of who he was up against and what better way is there to do that than to pull the stranger out into the open and watch what he does?

Pen paced the bedroom, looked at the clock sitting on nightstand and paced some more. “He’s doing something stupid.” She muttered. “He’s doing something stupid.”
The display screen on Scotch’s phone lit up as the phone vibrated from its spot on the bed. She picked it up. Scotch wanted to know if their visitors were still sitting outside. Pen walked to the window and looked down on to the street. The black SUV was still there, one of its passengers enjoying a cigarette as he stood on the other side of the street. Pen pulled back out of sight seconds before the man’s eyes found hers.
“Yes still here.” She typed. Good was the only response she received. I’m not just going to sit here and do nothing. There is no way I’m just going to sit here. “I could poke around a bit. I am supposed to be a spy after all. How would a spy get information from another spy? If I’m going to act like a spy I have to be aware of the other spies around me." She thought about the James Bond movies that she had been watching. 007 was never completely safe for more than a few hours at a time. The closer that he got to his answers the more dangerous things became. She looked around the room. He is so full of himself. He wouldn’t be afraid to leave something in here that was classified. Scotch is also not stupid. He would have a booby trap, an alarm, or another kind of fail safe in place. “The way things have been going lately, it would be something that he was keeping separate from the agency. Just in case. I need an explanation if someone comes in while I’m looking.” Pen crosses the bedroom to the closet and opens the door. Her eyes stop on something translucent hanging inside. “Or a distraction.” A corner of the chemist quickly turning into a spy-in-training’s lip curves up into a smile.

Scotch worked the crowd like a host at a party, making it a point to greet the men in a couple first to avoid any unexpected confrontations. On the other hand, starting a fight was always an excellent way to lose a tail as long as you chose your opponent carefully which might be useful later.
As anticipated Fluffy used this unexpected change as an opportunity to close the distance between them. When Scotch used the closed proximity to get a good look at him, Fluffy created a loud scuffle while trying to retreat into the shadows. After a few minutes, Scotch found him lurking in the shadow of a closed lingerie storefront looking a bit pale.
Fluffy is an unseasoned contractor or a newbie. Good.
Fluffy was also tall. Standing a good three inches above most of the men in the crowd. Now that Scotch knew his height and had a basic idea of how much experience his new friend had, the spy had an idea of how to manipulate the situation to his own end. If Scotch played this right he could allow Fluffy to feel a false sense of security and lead him down the primrose path that would end right where he wanted him.
The pair continued up the street and through the crowd, Scotch led him down a darker less populated side street. He wanted to find out what Fluffy’s instructions were. If he caught up with Scotch and attempted to corner him, Fluffy wasn’t just a tail he was something more. An unskilled something more but still something that could be dangerous later. Fluffy stayed back. Scotch smiled to himself as he continued on his mission to locate Duff.
Scotch found Duff at the second place he looked. Ginger’s was a restaurant that boasted authentic American cuisine. An insult to Scotch. The spy felt that the only thing that Americans seemed to know how to do with their food was to drowned it it salt, sugar, and grease. He listened for Fluffy’s entrance as he sat down at the table behind Duff and pretended to study the menu posted on the wall in front of him.
What is Tex-Mex?” Scotch wondered out loud.
Duff lowered his glass, “A combination of Mexican and American food.”
He doesn’t recognize my voice. Good. “Is it spicy?” Scotch asked.
Some of it.”
Spicy food does terrible things to my insides, I don’t want that.”
It’s pretty good.” Duff countered. “You should try it.”
At this time of night? I’ll not get a wink of sleep.”
What’s a wild man like you doing out this late?” Duff asked without turning around.
Looking for adventure. My girl broke up with me last week. She said that I’m dull as dishwater.” Scotch confessed.
The clicking of a hammer being pulled back came from a darkened booth to Scotch’s left. When Fluffy entered the diner Scotch had heard him sit down to the far right. There were only one or two people that could have anticipated Scotch’s moves so well and gained the upper hand.
Hello Ursula.”

  *This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

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