Stuck In The Doldrums

Last night, conditions were not favorable for continuing on our quest. With a little reassurance I decided this is a good time for a brief intermission. I was trying to get things going last night and went back to Twitter where the writing that became Saturday Night Silliness started and wrote this. May it hold you over and keep angry villagers from my doorstep. Okay...there are only three villagers but I have a tiny doorstep.

Dobby: Mom?

Yes, kitty.

Dobby: Why aren't you writing?

I'm having trouble getting started. Something is wrong.

Dobby: I'll go get you some coffee.

I have coffee.

Dobby: I'll go get you some chocolate.

The coffee is chocolate.

Dobby: Maybe if you turned off the music...

I like this song. *Deanna Carter, “Did I Shave My Legs For This?”

Dobby *sniffs at Mom's leg* You don't need a shower.

Dobby: You don't look worse than usual.

Actually this is dressed up for me, kitty.

That's it! It's the dress! I'm not comfortable. This thing is too short and I feel like my boobs are hanging out. Maybe if I change...

Dobby: You look nice. Leave the dress on.

I'm used to jeans and t-shirts. I'm comfortable in jeans and t-shirts.

My robe! That's even more comfortable. :)

Dobby: U wonder why u don't have any dates...*rolls eyes*

Dobby: U are quiet, distant and you don't even try.

I tried. I politely asked a man out some time ago. It's not my fault he never answered.

Dobby: It's the robe. I'm telling u.

It's not the robe.

Dobby: What were you wearing when u asked him out?

It doesn't matter. I asked from the Internet. No one can see u.

Dobby: Mom...

Okay! I was wearing the robe. U happy?

Dobby: Leave the dress on.

I don't wanna. Now that I think about it a woman asking you out in a robe is really sexy.

Dobby: Really?

When there's nothing underneath the robe, it's sexy. ;)

Dobby: *shakes his head* No mom. It's not. It's just slutty.

*Mom pales considerably*

Well. Then...if the robe is slutty so is this dress.

Dobby: Are u wearing a bra? Panties?

Yes and yes.

Dobby: Then the dress is less slutty.

If I take off the panties can I put on the robe?

Dobby glares at Mom.

I know, I know leave the dress on. :P