Writer Lady swallows her initial
panic and takes a deep breath. Tickets and particulars in hand
Writer Lady takes her leave of the Lord and the Lady of the Drawn
Story. She thanks them for their time. It was clear to her the
Drawn Story was well looked after and it would be for some time, Writer
Lady was sure of that. She heads on her way. Out the door.
“Where are you going?” TP's
voice demands.
Writer Lady stops just under the
Exit sign. “Away from here,” the mental telepathy kicking in as
she answers.
“Why?” TP asks.
“It's a ball. With people,
music, dancing. Men! There will be men there. I'm not comfortable
with this. I have to go.” Writer Lady says and continues walking
only to be stopped before she reaches the door. “I can't move.”
“Because TP doesn't understand.
You go against Merlin's wishes because you fear men?”
“It's more complicated than
that.”
“How can it be so complicated?
These men seem to like you well enough.”
“I'm not talking to them privately
am I?”
“The Lord of the Drawn story.”
TP asks.
“That's business. Business is
easier.”
“The stormtrooper?”
“Still giddy from the flight and
a caffeine buzz.” Writer Lady answers still struggling.
“Tinkletoes.”
“You have to ask. Seriously?”
A countdown tune starts playing in
Writer Lady's head.
“It's different. He's there to
see Dobby. Besides I have the home field advantage. Can I go now?”
“You may go find your sister.
For you all exits are blocked.”
Writer Lady takes another step
forward right into a short burst of energy. “Ow!”
“Silly lady. Merlin does not
like to hear the word 'No'.”
“I'm not giving up. I just don't
like being shocked. Where's this ink picture drawing guy?”
“Writer Lady has no manners.
Shame, shame.” TP admonishes as if she were a child with her
elbows on the dining table. “The Lady with the Long Golden Hair is
meeting with the Master of Inks.
Do not insult the Master, my Lady, your future is still uncertain.”
“He
draws pictures all day what can he do to me?”
“The
last person that insulted the Master was
redrawn completely.”
“Do
you mean like drawing a big curly evil villain mustache on my face?
Or something more like 'I'm not really a bad girl. I'm just drawn
that way.'” Writer Lady asks.
“Master of Inks
had his powers before 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit?'. Silly Lady.” TP
giggles. “Master of Inks
can recreate you in pen and ink into anything he wants to. When you
appear on his page you disappear from your world.” TP's voice
bellows.
“Really?
So there's still a chance I don't have to go to this party?”
“On
your way," a much louder and more intimidating voice bellows.
“TP,
was that?” Writer Lady asks.
“GO!”
“Okay. I'm going.” Writer Lady
turns away from the the doors heading into the throng of pedestrians
winding through the Hall of Distractions.
“TP! Which way?”
“(sound of throat clearing...) If
you proceed forward past Darth Vader and Gandalf, take a left past
Iron man, then go around the bounty hunters and stormtroopers that
are...”
Writer Lady walks through the
gathering of armored and armed of the Evil Empire forging a path that
rivaled Godzilla.
“Wait a minute. You're supposed to
be shy remember?”
“You
pissed me off. I'm hungry too. Besides we're not there yet. I
don't do shy until I'm faced with the dragon itself.”
“Will
you be shy for the Master of Inks?”
TP asks.
“That
depends.” Writer Lady thinks. “On how long before I get
something to eat.” She stops walking and looks around. “TP?”
“Yes?”
“I'm lost again.”
“Promise to wait until I finish with
the directions this time?”
“Just point me somewhere and I'll go.
Tell me what it looks like so I'll know I've arrived at the correct
destination.”
“Patience my lady. Do you promise to
wait until I've finished?”
Writer Lady rolls her eyes and says,
“Yes I promise to wait until you finished talking. Now tell me
already!” forgetting to use her mind instead of her mouth. The
noises around her stop. People are staring. Magical creatures and
dark lords are paling. Parents with children are quickly slipping
past avoiding eye contact.
“AWK—WARD...You forgot to talk
with your mind. Silly Lady.” She can here TP giggling with
abandon inside her head.
“I know that little faerie is
somewhere Rolling On the Floor Laughing” Writer Lady mutters,
waiting for the floor to open up so she can disappear completely.
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LOL love this one
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