Dobby walks through the empty sewing
room, makes a pit stop at his litter box, continuing through the
darkened kitchen and into the living room. The ginger tabby sees
nothing but he hears Mom's voice in a far corner. It is muffled and
slightly stressed.
“Mom, mo-o-o-om!” Dobby calls
out continuing cautiously through the room ready pull Mom out of
whatever hole she has found herself in.
“Over here kitty.” Mom calls.
Her voice sounds like she is right in front of him. All he sees is a
whole lot of books. “It's okay Dobby. I'm right here.” A hand
finds its way out from under the book pile. Dobby approaches the
hand cautiously, takes a sniff and recognizing the hand as belonging
to Mom rubs his face against it. Mom scratches his chin for him then
Dobby's ear when it comes within reach. Dobby quickly finds himself
contemplating a nap, his own purrs of contentment starting to lull
him to sleep. “What do you need kitty?”
“ 'The blog' you are going to be
late writing the blog Mom.” Dobby purrs.
“You know what? I guess it's going
to be late. I'm having issues here.” Mom responds tartly.
Dobby hides his mouth with his paw.
“The temperature just got colder. Talk about zero to *itch.
Run...while you still can.”
“What did you just say? Who are you
talking to?” Mom snaps at Dobby.
“No one.” Dobby stands on two
legs looking at the readers he waves at them to leave. “Seriously.
Go. Now.”
“What are you doing anyway?”
Dobby asks Mom taking a step back. Just in case.
“I need a book to read.”
“Just pick something.”
“Dobby, being a cat you can't
possibly understand the importance of such a decision. Reading is an
important part of my life. I read a lot before bed. I don't like
reading too many books by the same author in a row. It can't be too
scary when you are behind on your sleep. It can't be too sexy or an
intense page turner if you can't stay up late and read. Nothing
too depressing in the darkest of winter. Seriously kitty, you don't
just pick something!”
“Yes Mom. You do. It's a book.
If you pick the wrong thing, you put it down and pick up a different
one.”
“Maybe I should have had that
attitude when I brought you home.”
Dobby approaches the pile of books
covering Mom and sniffs closely. Okay this one smells good.
Feels good too. Dobby says rubbing his face against it.
Dobby pushes the book he chose with his nose towards Mom's hand.
“How about this one?” Dobby asks. Mom's hand grabs the book.
The book disappears into the darkness.
“I already read that one. It was a
good book though.” Mom calls out from under her shelter.
The good ones smell good to me.
Dobby pushes another good
smeller to Mom's hand. The book disappears, “What! I told you
last week this one sucked! Very funny Dobby! I'm never going to get
out from under this mess.”
Dobby
rolls his eyes. “Mom? Do you make every decision this hard?”
“No?”
Mom answers quietly. “Yes...wait a minute...No.”
Dobby
taps the end of his tail on the floor.
“Some
decisions are tougher than others.”
“Mom
you are spending Saturday night stuck under a pile of books so deep
that I can't even see you.”
“I
would like to stress my previous comment. Some decisions are tougher
than others.”
Dobby
finds another one that smells good. “Okay Mom, this is the last
one I'm sending back. How about this one?”
Mom's
hand grabs the book and pulls it into the literary abyss. “Oh...I
bought this one at a garage sale a couple of years ago. I forgot I
even had it! I can't wait to read it. Good job kitty.” Mom
sneezes from her hole. “My eyes are burning from the dust.”
The
search continues...
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