“Dobby are you okay? Kitty?”
Hearing Mom's voice Dobby slowly
opens his eyes. Dobby looks up into Mom's face.
“Good. You scared me sweetie.
What happened? It was like...a huge object just ran right over you.”
“I do feel like I've been hit by a
freight train.”
“It looks like it too Dobby.”
“Thanks. Mom it's always good to
know you are there with supportive things to say.”
“I'm here for you always but I'm
not going to sugarcoat a pile of crap just so you'll better about
stepping in it.”
Dobby hears sniffing behind him.
Turning his head he sees Furnatche's face peering over the back of
Mom's chair. The dragon is sniffing the air in the den closely.
Dobby decides he must be looking for the pile of crap Mom was
referring to. Furnatche sees Dobby glaring at him, stops sniffing
and lowers his head. All that is visible are his eyes. The dragon
blinks once and fades away.
“Dobby! Aren't you listening to
me? What are you looking at anyway?” Mom turns her head to look
at the chair behind her. Reaching for the back of the chair she
spins it around. The seat is empty.
“See kitty. There is nothing in
here with us.” Mom gets up and sits down in her chair. Sitting
down on Dobby's paw. “Dobby! Wait until I sit down before you
climb into the chair. Did you want to sit with me.” Mom gets a
puzzled look on her face. “You're sick aren't you? Come on up.
Sit with Mom.” Mom pats her lap in invitation.
Looking up at Mom, the chair and her
lap; Dobby decides it has been a crazy day and a warm lap might be
just the thing. Jumping up in Mom's lap Dobby purrs as she scratches
his ear for him, rubbing his head against her face. Making himself
comfortable, Dobby takes one last look at the table Mom's computer,
notes, etc...are on before closing his eyes for a rest. Furnatche is
sitting on the table in front of the computer monitor. Mom can't see
Furnatche until she starts thinking about him again. Mom just types
away like nothing is happening at all.
Furnatche on the other hand is
sticking his head in Mom's coffee mug as she types. The dragon
samples the concoction. Furnatche's eyes grow to twice their size.
The dragon spits the coffee back out with such force he flies off the
table and lands on the blanket chest two feet away. Dobby watches
closely as Furnatche shakes his head for a minute then takes off
across the den running straight for the basement.
Dobby makes a mental note: When you
need to get a dragon to leave the room just offer him some coffee.
Closing his eyes Dobby takes a well earned nap.
**A little more cheese too**
Kevin made his way through the
crowded backyard surprised at how many people were braving the
stickiness and the heat for a simple bar-b-q. It took quite some
time to find Beau, longer to work his way through the crowds. Kevin
made sure to stop and say “Hello” to people he recognized.
Recognizable people were safety rafts he could rest at between
meeting all the people introducing themselves to him. Apparently
many of his new neighbors were still curious about him.
Hannah's friends watched Kevin very
closely waiting for their turn to introduce themselves. Kevin knew
he would never get by the group without speaking with the ladies
first. Being introduced to the “cougars”, as Hannah called them,
and moving on his way after only twenty minutes was quite an
accomplishment. Kevin found himself no worse for the wear there was
one lingering arm caress and two butt pinches. He was pretty sure
one of those pinches would be bruising... soon.
Kevin finally made it over to Beau
who was standing next to a pretty woman he had seen around town.
“Hey there, City Boy. I see you
survived the Cougar's Den. How many pinches?”
“Two.”
“Is that all? Six for me.”
Beau announced. “You'd think those women would find men less
attractive if they cleaned their scraped knees and wiped their runny
noses 20 or so years before. Not that group.”
“I have to admit those ladies
have spunk.” Kevin said.
“If a woman has to get older
doesn't she have a right to be more outgoing? Those “cougars”
have already been loving wives, caring mothers and now grandmothers.
They've earned it.”
“In that case, I shall move my
bruised ass with pride until it fades from my posterior.”
2 comments:
Great point about cougars. Poor Furnatche though. The writer lady really should give him a thought or two. He need Aunt Purdy's cookies.
Okay. :)
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