Saturday, February 22, 2014

99 Posts of this Blog On The Wall


“He has his own baby dragon to play with.” Writer Lady repeats, looking at Tinkletoes and TP. “Dylan's right. How many cats are not only named after a character in a book but have a character in a book patterned after them?”
“Yes, Writer Lady, that could work.” TP agrees rubbing his chin.
“I don't like it. It's too soft.” Tinkletoes says.
“You don't like anything that isn't your idea do you?” Writer Lady asks.
Tinkletoes starts to argue, stops and thinks. He opens his mouth to speak, gets a confused look on his face and shuts it again. “I'm going to come up with something for next week. When I do you'll be the one standing here, looking foolish,” he stalks out of the house slamming the door.

The next day, Writer Lady is sitting at the computer in High Command when Dobby enters the room.
“So um...Mom? I've been thinking.” Dobby says.
“Yes kitty.”
“With next week being the 100th post and everything. I was wondering...”
“Wondering what?” Writer Lady asks not stopping to look away from the monitor.
“If we can do some special things. I have a list.” Dobby jumps up on to the desk, pulls a sheet of paper up and sits it in front of Writer Lady's monitor.
“Now?” Writer Lady asks, leaning in to read. “Tuna steaks with catnip,  champagne on ice, popcorn with butter, freshly dipped chocolates. Fancy cupcakes. Why?”
“For our 100th post. We must par-tay.”
“I would like very much to “par-tay” but are six bodyguards necessary?”
“The women love me. What can I say?”
“No?” Writer Lady continues reading. “You want a venue? Why do you need a venue? We always write here at home.”
“There are going to be lots more people.” Dobby announces.
“Really? How many more are you expecting?”
“100. At least.”
“100 people?” Writer Lady asks.
“At least.” Dobby reiterates.
“Where are these 100 people going to come from?”
“Oh...um...all over. I'm a really cool cat.”
“There is no question in my mind you are cool. The shining star of my heart. I just don't know where you are going to find so many other people who feel the same way.”
“I will. Mom. Don't worry about that. You have a lot of other stuff to do. Keep reading.”
“You will be wearing the various costumes showcased in the first 100 posts. There is supposed to be a musical montage dedicated to you and your antics. You want a red carpet? Live tweeting?” Writer Lady stops reading and announces to Dobby. “Kitty this is a 100th post celebration not an awards show.”
“Keep reading.” Dobby says.
“There will an award to the house cat who most embodies the playfulness, intelligence and purrsonality of our own beloved Dobby?”
“I'm calling it the Furball.” Dobby says, rolling a ball of his hair along the desk so Writer Lady can see it.
“Why can't we just do it here at the house?”
Dobby pulls the first page down leaving another list in Writer Lady's field of vision.
“The people on this list are actors and entertainers. Dobby, I don't think the President of the United States is available to give you a Lifetime Achievement Award.”
“I have this all worked out.” Dobby says.
“Okay. I have some questions. Who is going to set up the venue with seating, decorations and the food?” Writer Lady asks.
“We'll hire a caterer.” Dobby says producing a stack of catering brochures.
Writer Lady starts glancing at the information. “This sounds like a big deal. How are we going to pay the caterer?”
“Sponsors.”
“Sponsors? How are we going to get these sponsors? How will we sell their products?”
“We are going to televise.” Dobby says.
“Televise?”
“Who is going to watch a televised celebration for the 100th post of a blog about a woman, a fantastically lovable cat and his friends as well as the fictional characters that have some how come to life in their house?”
“That's where the 'guests' come in.” Dobby answers.
“Oh you mean...the entertainers and actors in the audience?”
“Viewers will tune in to see them. They will get curious about me. I'll trend. They'll find the blog. In one stupendous night I will be famous.” The air grows heavy, standing up, Dobby's shadow enlarges to an alarming size, his deepened voice bellows, “MWAAHAHAHAAAAA.”
“Well. That was disturbing.” Writer Lady mumbles.
The air in the room loses weight and a light harmonic melody begins to play in the background reminding us of a simpler time. Hot dogs, baseball, apple pie and the comforting knowledge that no matter how wonderful dinner was there is always room for Jell-o. “Come on Mom. I'm Me! I'm amazing. You have never met another cat like me. I'm completely lovable.” Dobby says. “That's what the people want a lovable character.”
“That's true.” Writer Lady admits. “Kitty, I'm afraid you just aren't there yet. I wish you would stop pushing for something so big. You don't get to enjoy the simple things in life that way.”
“Yeah.” Dobby groans, lowering his head.
“Seriously kitty. Let's just sit together and enjoy a hot cup of tea. The quiet of a winter evening. Our impending accomplishment. I never thought we would continue this blog to 100 posts. Did you?”
Thinking for a moment, I never thought you could stay focused this long Mom. It is truly amazing.” Dobby says with gravity.

2 comments:

C. S. Jennings said...

That's great. Can't wait for the 100th.

HR Apostos said...

Thank you. Me either. ;)

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